Which Trainspotting Character Are You?
I told you I was scurrilous… Which Trainspotting Character Are You?
Archive of posts filed under the Web category.
Bush for Everyone
No matter what your socioeconomic status or religious affiliation, there’s a Bush site for you! Are you a billionaire? Try Billionaires for Bush! Are you a devout Bushite? Then Bush is Lord is for you! Awaiting the return of your dark master? He’s already here according to Bush is the Anti-christ! Tired of prissy, pink-panty …
Crayola Colors
Crayola has a fun chronology of crayon colors on their site. I’m sad to see that “raw umber” has been retired, but new ones have been added, like “beaver”.
Dante’s Inferno Test
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell! Second Level of Hell You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the …
Googlerama
Directions: Type “[your first name] is” (with the quotes) into a Google search then pick out your favorite responses. Trevor is the epitome of the archetypal mad scientist. Trevor is an exceptionally close-knit district of people… Come and see why Trevor is right for your family! Trevor is more “African” than any other student attending …
Consumating
Aubi and I stumbled across an amusing quasi-personals site called Consumating. It started as a dating site spoof, but seems to have taken off. The tagline, “Hot nerdy girls and indie rock boys! With glasses!”, was enough to grab my attention. The unique thing about the site is that it uses tags and random “Question …
Austinist
It seems I am one of many Austinites who have recently discovered the Austinist. They have a rather amusing Guy’s Guide to Snaggin an Austin Hipster (and more recently, a Girl’s Guide). I’m not sure about the snaggin’ advice, but the Austin Hipster Girl profiles are dead on…
The Best Page In The Universe
I finally took some time to read Oldag’s favorite site, The Best Page In The Universe. I have to admit that, once I got over my aesthetic differences with the format, it’s a damn entertaining and informative site. In fact, it may well be the purest embodiment of scurrilousness I’ve seen yet. Highlights include: Never …
Adult Netflix
When extolling the virtues of Netflix, I often hear the complaint that Netflix doesn’t carry porn. Well, they still don’t, but IntimateDVD does. Though this might seem like a crushing blow to my entrepreneurial friends that have been scheming about creating such a business, it’s apparently based in Austin (which explains the ads on local …
Triumph at the MJ Trial
This is absofuckinlutely the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time: Triumph the Insult Dog at the Michael Jackson Trial. It’s even better than the time Triumph interviewed Star Wars geeks waiting in line for Attack of the Clones.