T-Shirt Hell

[Note: The following links are probably not work-safe.] I finally checked out T-Shirt Hell, and Darren was right, they do have some awesome shirts. I wish I had gotten him the “All Mommy Wanted Was A Backrub” T-shirt for his baby. I also really appreciate their “I’m a T-Shirt Hell T-Shirt Wearing Whore” Contest, especially …

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Forget-Me-Not Panties

Another miracle of modern technology: Forget-Me-Not Panties! These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature. Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), we have brought this revolutionary technology, …

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Evangelical Physics

The Onion has delivered yet another breakthrough story in scientific news, Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory: “Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, ‘God’ if you will, is pushing them down,” said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, …

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