There’s another hilarious Onion article this week: Chinese Factory Worker Can’t Believe The Shit He Makes For Americans. “Why the demand for so many kitchen gadgets?” Chen said. “I can understand having a good wok, a rice cooker, a tea kettle, a hot plate, some utensils, good china, a teapot with a strainer, and maybe …
This is old news, but I just remembered how much “everyone loves Magical Trevor“.
Finally, there’s a solution for people that want to go vegetarian, but can’t give up sweet, tender human flesh! It’s called hufu, the healthy alternative to human flesh. Thanks, hufu!
I finally took the What English Speaking Country Do You Belong In? quiz that everyone was talking about a few days ago. As I have been coming to suspect myself, it claims I belong in the UK.
Grocery Store Wars, featuring Cuke Skywalker and Obi-wan Cannoli. Good stuff. And nutritious!
According to this site, I need to move to DC. (And yes, this is on everyone’s blog today.) American Cities That Best Fit Me: 75% Washington, DC 65% Atlanta 60% Austin 55% Las Vegas 55% San Francisco Which American Cities Best Fit You? Incidentally, they also think I’m less hellbound than I would have guessed: …
Has cnn.com or nytimes.com been reading a bit dry recently? Well den Shizzolate dat shit, yo! Breaking news from cnn.com: At least 55 bodies found in Iraq Discovery includes a dozen fools executed in Baghdad Fuzz be like two fools survived da shooting ‘n wuz receiving treatment n’ shit. The survivors reportedly told fuzz that …