Are Corporations Gay?

We were discussing Texas Proposed Constitutional Amendment 2 (of 9) at lunch today. “The constitutional amendment providing that marriage in this state consists only of the union of one man and one woman and prohibiting this state or a political subdivision of this state from creating or recognizing any legal status identical or similar to …

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T-Shirt Hell

[Note: The following links are probably not work-safe.] I finally checked out T-Shirt Hell, and Darren was right, they do have some awesome shirts. I wish I had gotten him the “All Mommy Wanted Was A Backrub” T-shirt for his baby. I also really appreciate their “I’m a T-Shirt Hell T-Shirt Wearing Whore” Contest, especially …

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Forget-Me-Not Panties

Another miracle of modern technology: Forget-Me-Not Panties! These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature. Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), we have brought this revolutionary technology, …

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