I guess it was only a matter of time before someone realized that if you can make fake breasts out of silicone, why not make a whole woman? I’ve heard about Real Dolls [NOT work-safe!] for a few years now, but didn’t know how insane things had gotten until someone pointed me to a recent Salon article about them. The five page article has so many choice quotes that I’m only going to bother with one:

“For the most part, it’s just like sex with an organic woman … who doesn’t say anything and is brimful of Quaaludes.”

Honestly, I’ve probably had worse sex than that with a real woman, but at least I didn’t have to clean her with a WaterPik and an Allen wrench afterward…