Has cnn.com or nytimes.com been reading a bit dry recently? Well den Shizzolate dat shit, yo!

Breaking news from cnn.com:

At least 55 bodies found in Iraq
Discovery includes a dozen fools executed in Baghdad

Fuzz be like two fools survived da shooting ‘n wuz receiving treatment n’ shit. The survivors reportedly told fuzz that fools dressed as members of da Iraqi army arrested ’em, took ’em a remote area ‘n shot ’em n’ shit.

The International Committee of da Red Cross on Monday expressed its concern ’bout da “high numbers of civilian casualties in Iraq n’ shit. ” It noted that scores of Iraqis has died in hooptie bombings in Baghdad ‘n that fighting in western Iraq had forced hundreds, including brizzle, shorties ‘n da elderly, flee they cribs ‘n seek refuge n’ shit.