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I finally checked out T-Shirt Hell, and Darren was right, they do have some awesome shirts. I wish I had gotten him the “All Mommy Wanted Was A Backrub” T-shirt for his baby. I also really appreciate their “I’m a T-Shirt Hell T-Shirt Wearing Whore” Contest, especially the latest winner.
Unfortunately, I have learned just a few days too late of the World Beard and Moustache Championships that were held in Berlin on Saturday. The Gallery of Contestants and Champions is really quite impressive. London 2007 or bust!
One of my favorites from the last competition in 2003 is Stefan Gölz, pictured right, in the Partial beard, freestyle category. And then there is this handsome chap, who apparently defies description even among his bearded peers.
The page of Beard and Moustache Categories is truly a valuable grooming and taxonomic resource. Finally, an authoritative definition of the handlebar moustache!
Another miracle of modern technology: Forget-Me-Not Panties!
These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature. Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), we have brought this revolutionary technology, previously only available to the military, to you!
Hopefully I’ve fixed the problem where some people aren’t able to see the comment box. I switched the method of avoiding comment spam from using a JavaScript hash code to using a captcha from the AuthImage plug-in.
Okay, maybe I’m getting a little silly with this, but isn’t South Park Tanya hot?
Stephen was right, South Park Studio Version 2 is more fun.
The Onion has delivered yet another breakthrough story in scientific news, Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory:
“Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, ‘God’ if you will, is pushing them down,” said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.
In other religious news, the NY Times reports that city health officials are questioning a circumcision ritual after a baby died of herpes.
“This is a very delicate area, so to speak,” said Health Commissioner Thomas R. Frieden.
The practice is known as oral suction, or in Hebrew, metzitzah b’peh: after removing the foreskin of the penis, the practitioner, or mohel, sucks the blood from the wound to clean it.
Um, yeah, and here I thought hospital circumcision was gross and stupid. At least I learned the Hebrew for “baby penis blood sucking”.
Speaking of insanity, I was watching the “It puts the lotion in the basket” video again when decided to browse elsewhere on Transbuddha and ran across the Smart Stick Adventure 2 game. It’s super fun!
Thanks to the South Park Create-A-Character, I now know what I’d look like on South Park.
My latest search for my inner child has led me to wonder, “Which John Cusack Am I?”
The prayers of the religious fundamentalist and the frumpy beachgoer alike have now been answered by WholesomeWear, “modest clothing for wearers”. Whether it be church camp, fat camp, or church fat camp, they’ve got you covered — and I mean covered!
Gone are the days of being dragged to the bottom of the lake by heavy, woolen full-body swimwear (except for witch trials, where wool and drowning are still encouraged). With WholesomeWear, it’s space-age fabric meets dark-age sensibilities! For example, the Culotte Swimmer features a “body fitting undergarment made of Spandex for maximum flexibility”, while a “looser fitting taslan scoop-necked romper outer garment gives a stylish modest look.”
