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	<title>All Things Scurrilous &#187; Politics</title>
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		<title>Misinformation about health care reform from Senator Hutchison?</title>
		<link>http://www.scurrilous.com/blog/archives/2009/08/18/hutchison-health-care-reform-misinformatio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just read the Senator&#8217;s health care column from yesterday. The 4th and 5th paragraphs The Administration’s proposal contains tax penalties and fees on small businesses that are not able offer health insurance. To pay these added costs, many small businesses could be forced to decrease workers wages, hire fewer employees, implement layoffs, or cut [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just read the <a href="http://hutchison.senate.gov/cc081709HealthCare.html">Senator&#8217;s health care column from yesterday</a>. The 4th and 5th paragraphs</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>The Administration’s proposal contains tax penalties and fees on small businesses</strong> that are not able offer health insurance. To pay these added costs, many small businesses could be forced to decrease workers wages, hire fewer employees, implement layoffs, or cut into other benefits. And some employers will have to pay a tax even if they already provide health insurance! A Kaiser Family Foundation survey found that roughly 3 in 5 small businesses will be hit with new taxes under the Democrats’ proposal.</p>
<p>Imposing new taxes on small businesses promises to wreak havoc on our economy. By raising taxes on some small businesses as high as 45 percent, they will be paying 10 percent more than what major corporations pay – and the U.S. corporate rate is among the highest in the world.</p></blockquote>
<p>seem to be in direct opposition to the <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/eop/cea/Health-Care-Reform-and-Small-Businesses/">White House report on small businesses</a>.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, the Senator does not city any specific legislation or documentation. However, the <a href="http://www.kff.org/about/index2.cfm">Kaiser Family Foundation</a> she cites has a <a href="http://www.kff.org/uninsured/upload/Obama_Health_Care_Reform_Proposal.pdf">report on the President(-Elect)&#8217;s proposal</a> that indicates no health care requirement for small business, and even provides a tax credit for them:</p>
<blockquote><p>Require large employers to offer “meaningful” coverage or contribute a percentage of payroll toward the costs of the public plan; <strong>small businesses will be exempt from this requirement</strong>.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Provide small businesses with a refundable tax credit</strong> of up to 50 percent of premiums paid on behalf of their employees if the employer pays a “meaningful share” of the cost of a “quality health plan”.</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;ve written the Senator to find out what facts this column is based on.</p>
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		<title>Congress needs to hold Cheney accountable</title>
		<link>http://www.scurrilous.com/blog/archives/2007/07/03/congress-needs-to-hold-cheney-accountable/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 22:21:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From MoveOn.org: Did you see the news? President Bush let Scooter Libby, the one man who was convicted for the lies around the Iraq war, go free. Paris Hilton served more jail time than he will. And the obstruction of justice doesn&#8217;t stop there. The Senate recently subpoenaed documents from the Vice President&#8217;s office around [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From MoveOn.org:</p>
<p>Did you see the news? President Bush let Scooter Libby, the one man who was convicted for the lies around the Iraq war, go free. Paris Hilton served more jail time than he will.</p>
<p>And the obstruction of justice doesn&#8217;t stop there. The Senate recently subpoenaed documents from the Vice President&#8217;s office around the illegal wiretapping program and so far he has not complied. It&#8217;s clear this administration thinks it&#8217;s above the law. That&#8217;s un-American, and I think it&#8217;s time for Congress to hold them accountable.</p>
<p>I just signed a petition urging Congress to force Vice President Cheney to respond to its subpoenas. If he doesn&#8217;t, Congress has to begin impeachment proceedings against him. Can you join me by clicking the link below?</p>
<p><a href="http://pol.moveon.org/subpoena/?r_by=10715-3531365-xrlPp2&#038;rc=comment_paste">Petition: Stop Executive Overreach</a></p>
<p>Thanks!</p>
<p>P.S. If you&#8217;re on Facebook, join the group <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2381277781">&#8220;I am outraged over Bush&#8217;s pardon of Lewis &#8220;Scooter&#8221; Libby!&#8221;</a>.</p>
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		<title>Save NPR and PBS (again)</title>
		<link>http://www.scurrilous.com/blog/archives/2006/06/08/save-npr-and-pbs-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2006 20:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone expected House Republicans to give up efforts to kill NPR and PBS after a massive public outcry stopped them last year. But they&#8217;ve just voted to eliminate funding for NPR and PBSâ€”unbelievably, starting with programs like &#8220;Sesame Street.&#8221; Public broadcasting would lose nearly a quarter of its federal funding this year. Even worse, all [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone expected House Republicans to give up efforts to kill NPR and PBS after  a massive public outcry stopped them last year. But they&#8217;ve just voted to  eliminate funding for NPR and PBSâ€”unbelievably, starting with programs like  &#8220;Sesame Street.&#8221;</p>
<p>Public broadcasting would lose nearly a quarter of its  federal funding this year. Even worse, all funding would be eliminated in two  years&#8211;threatening one of the last remaining sources of watchdog  journalism.</p>
<p>Sign the petition telling Congress to save NPR and PBS  again this year:</p>
<p><a title="http://civic.moveon.org/publicbroadcasting/" href="http://civic.moveon.org/publicbroadcasting/">http://civic.moveon.org/publicbroadcasting/</a></p>
<p>Read the <em>Boston Globe</em> story on the threat to NPR and PBS:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2006/06/08/gop_takes_aim_at_pbs_funding/">GOP takes aim at PBS funding</a></p>
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		<title>Kitten-Off Redux</title>
		<link>http://www.scurrilous.com/blog/archives/2006/01/30/kitten-off-redux/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Should the President be allowed to kill kittens with hammers in the interest of national security?&#8221; Finally, an insightful analysis of this important issue.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Should the President be allowed to kill kittens with hammers in the interest of national security?&#8221; Finally, an insightful <a href="http://www.xoverboard.com/cartoons/2006_01_09.html">analysis</a> of this important issue.</p>
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		<title>The Security Threat of Unchecked Presidential Power</title>
		<link>http://www.scurrilous.com/blog/archives/2005/12/21/the-security-threat-of-unchecked-presidential-power/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 06:54:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I initially found the alleged illegal wiretapping authorized President Bush very troubling, it seems much more so after reading Bruce Schneier&#8216;s blog on The Security Threat of Unchecked Presidential Power: &#8230; the president&#8217;s wartime powers, with its armies, battles, victories, and congressional declarations, now extend to the rhetorical &#8220;War on Terror&#8221;: a war with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While I initially found the alleged illegal wiretapping authorized President Bush very troubling, it seems much more so after reading <a href="http://www.schneier.com/index.html">Bruce Schneier</a>&#8216;s blog on <a href="http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2005/12/the_security_th_1.html">The Security Threat of Unchecked Presidential Power</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8230; the president&#8217;s wartime powers, with its armies, battles, victories, and congressional declarations, now extend to the rhetorical &#8220;War on Terror&#8221;: a war with no fronts, no boundaries, no opposing army, and &#8212; most ominously &#8212; no knowable &#8220;victory.&#8221; Investigations, arrests, and trials are not tools of war. But according to the Yoo memo, the president can define war however he chooses, and remain &#8220;at war&#8221; for as long as he chooses. This is indefinite dictatorial power.</p></blockquote>
<p>I definitely recommend reading the entire <a href="http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2005/12/the_security_th_1.html">article</a>, as well as the preceding article on the subject, <a href="http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2005/12/nsa_and_bushs_i.html">NSA and Bush&#8217;s Illegal Eavesdropping</a>.</p>
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		<title>Europeans Of The Year</title>
		<link>http://www.scurrilous.com/blog/archives/2005/10/31/europeans-of-the-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 17:18:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unless you&#8217;re totally xenophobic, you should consider voting for the Europeans of the Year, organized by the European Voice magazine, which &#8220;casts a spotlight on 50 individuals who have most influenced the European legislative and political agenda during the preceding year&#8221;. (They have to be European, but you don&#8217;t.) I took interest in this poll [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unless you&#8217;re totally xenophobic, you should consider voting for the <a href="http://www.ev50.com/noflash/">Europeans of the Year</a>, organized by the <a href="http://www.europeanvoice.com/">European Voice</a> magazine, which &#8220;casts a spotlight on 50 individuals who have most influenced the European legislative and political agenda during the preceding year&#8221;. (They have to be European, but you don&#8217;t.)</p>
<p>I took interest in this poll because one of the nominees, Florian Müller, is the founder of <a href="http://www.nosoftwarepatents.com/">NoSoftwarePatents.com</a>, which is a cause very important to me. In addition to recognizing his efforts, a win for Müller would also do much to promote the cause. Because the poll requires voting in all 10 different areas, I found the <a href="http://www.nosoftwarepatents.com/en/m/ev50/vote.html">NoSoftwarePatents.com voting guide</a> helpful.</p>
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		<title>Klan Rally To Support Gay Marriage Amendment</title>
		<link>http://www.scurrilous.com/blog/archives/2005/10/26/klan-rally-to-support-gay-marriage-amendment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2005 17:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A TV news station site in Houston has a story about the KKK coming to Austin to rally for the Gay Marriage Amendment. (Apparently sites like the Austin American-Statesman don&#8217;t find it newsworthy&#8230;) My favorite part of the story is the protest of a Baptist Pastor they interviewed: Rush said that a group that would [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A <a href="http://www.click2houston.com/index.html">TV news station site in Houston</a> has a <a href="http://www.click2houston.com/news/5171783/detail.html">story about the KKK coming to Austin</a> to rally for the Gay Marriage Amendment. (Apparently sites like the <a href="http://www.statesman.com/">Austin American-Statesman</a> don&#8217;t find it newsworthy&#8230;) My favorite part of the story is the protest of a Baptist Pastor they interviewed:</p>
<blockquote><p>Rush said that a group that would come in that is characterized as hateful and bigoted is not welcome in this city. He said he doesn&#8217;t want the Klan as a partner on any cause.</p></blockquote>
<p>Apparently the Baptists like to pursue hateful, bigoted causes on their own&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Are Corporations Gay?</title>
		<link>http://www.scurrilous.com/blog/archives/2005/10/25/are-corporations-gay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:31:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We were discussing Texas Proposed Constitutional Amendment 2 (of 9) at lunch today. &#8220;The constitutional amendment providing that marriage in this state consists only of the union of one man and one woman and prohibiting this state or a political subdivision of this state from creating or recognizing any legal status identical or similar to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We were discussing <a href="http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/cgi-bin/tlo/textframe.cmd?LEG=79&#038;SESS=R&#038;CHAMBER=H&#038;BILLTYPE=JR&#038;BILLSUFFIX=00006&#038;VERSION=5&#038;TYPE=B">Texas Proposed Constitutional Amendment 2</a> (<a href="http://www.sos.state.tx.us/elections/voter/2005novconsamend.shtml">of 9</a>) at lunch today.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;The constitutional amendment providing that marriage in this state consists only of the union of one man and one woman and prohibiting this state or a political subdivision of this state from creating or recognizing any legal status identical or similar to marriage.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>While obviously just a hateful, unnecessary, hypocritical attack on the rights of homosexuals, and merely a diversion away from the multitude of failures of our legislators to do anything beneficial this session, it does pose an interesting question: Are corporations gay?</p>
<p>Under United States law, a corporation is treated in many ways <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_personhood">as a person</a>, having many of the same constitutional rights as a human being. In the 1886 Supreme Court case of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Clara_County_v._Southern_Pacific_Railroad_Company">Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific Railroad Company</a>, Chief Justice Morrison R. Waite announced: &#8220;The court does not wish to hear argument on the question whether the provision in the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution">Fourteenth Amendment to the Constitution</a>, which forbids a State to deny to any <em>person</em> within its jurisdiction the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equal_protection">equal protection</a> of the laws, applies to these <em>corporations</em>. We are all of the opinion that it does.&#8221;</p>
<p>Okay, so according to the Supreme Court, corporations are persons. It&#8217;s a well-known fact that a person has a gender, male or female, so this would imply that corporations have a gender. But which gender? Given that a lot of people have been fucked by corporations (just ask an Enron employee), I think it&#8217;s pretty safe to consider them male. Furthermore, I know a lot of people, men and women, that would say they&#8217;ve been totally fucked in the ass by a corporation, making corporations not only <a href="http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=sodomitic">sodomitic</a>, but also bisexual, and when it comes to men, gay. So there you have it: Corporations are gay. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q.E.D.">Q.E.D.</a></p>
<p>So, to corporations in support of this amendment, such as for the purpose of <a href="http://www.unmarried.org/domestic-partner.html">denying insurance coverage to domestic partners</a>, I&#8217;ll just say that I hope you&#8217;re not planning any mergers&#8230;</p>
<p>To all other Texans, please go vote against this stupidity. Early voting is going on now, and the official vote is Nov. 8.</p>
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		<title>Savor the Santorum</title>
		<link>http://www.scurrilous.com/blog/archives/2005/09/21/savor-the-santorum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 21:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks, Julian, for making sure I didn&#8217;t miss National Santorum Awareness Week! Evil, liberal Austin must have blinded me with a blissfully ignorant veil of unawareness! [Hmmmm... E-V-I-L. V-E-I-L. Coincidence or liberal conspiracy? We know what you're up to!] And thank you, Conservatives for American Values, for declaring this Holy week of Observance, and for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks, Julian, for making sure I didn&#8217;t miss <a href="http://cfav.blogspot.com/2005/09/national-santorum-awareness-week.html">National Santorum Awareness Week</a>! Evil, liberal Austin must have blinded me with a blissfully ignorant veil of unawareness! <span style="color: gray; font-size: smaller;">[Hmmmm... E-V-I-L. V-E-I-L. Coincidence or liberal conspiracy? We know what you're up to!]</span></p>
<p><img src="/blog/images/santorum_gladiator1.gif" alt="National Santorum Awareness Week" /></p>
<p>And thank you, <a href="http://cfav.blogspot.com/">Conservatives for American Values</a>, for declaring this Holy week of Observance, and for your <a href="http://cfav.blogspot.com/2005/09/rick-santorum-fighting-against.html">reverent review</a> of Senator Santorum&#8217;s seminal book, <a href="http://cfav.blogspot.com/2005/07/it-takes-senator-named-santorum.html">It Takes a Family</a>. It does indeed Take a Senator Named Santorum.</p>
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		<title>Robertson Blames Katrina on Ellen</title>
		<link>http://www.scurrilous.com/blog/archives/2005/09/16/robertson-blames-katrina-on-ellen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2005 20:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holy shit, I thought Pat Robertson had flipped when he called for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, &#8220;If he thinks we&#8217;re trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it &#8230; It&#8217;s a whole lot cheaper than starting a war. And I don&#8217;t think any oil [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holy shit, I thought Pat Robertson had flipped when he called for the <a href="http://mediamatters.org/topics/robertson-chavez.html">assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez,</a></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;If he thinks we&#8217;re trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it &#8230; It&#8217;s a whole lot cheaper than starting a war. And I don&#8217;t think any oil shipments will stop.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>which <a href="http://www.watchingamerica.com/cadenaglobal000002.html">Chavez humorously dismissed with offers of medical and fuel aid to the U.S. poor,</a></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;The level of poverty in the United States also worries us. We offer not only to cover 6 million people with  medical care over the next ten years, but to train over 200,000 doctors over the 10 years.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>and for which <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/08/24/robertson.chavez/">Robertson later offered a half-assed &#8220;apology&#8221;</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t say &#8216;assassination.&#8217; I said our special forces should &#8216;take him out.&#8217; And &#8216;take him out&#8217; can be a number of things, including kidnapping; there are a number of ways to take out a dictator from power besides killing him. I was misinterpreted by the AP [Associated Press], but that happens all the time.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Riiiight&#8230; [I also enjoyed <a href="http://fullcoverage.yahoo.com/s/ucwb/20050827/cm_ucwb/robertsonsdeathwishes">William F. Buckley's editorial on the matter</a>, including a look at the U.S. government's involvement with assassination of foreign leaders in the past.]</p>
<p>But apparently Robertson was only warming up, because now he has publicly claimed that <a href="http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2005/09/05/robertson-blames-hurricane-on-choice-of-ellen-deneres-to-host-emmys/">Hurricane Katrina was Godâ€™s way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this yearâ€™s Emmy Awards</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited Godâ€™s wrath. Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneresâ€™ hometown?&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Wow. If that weren&#8217;t enough, apparently the 9/11 attacks are Ellen&#8217;s fault too.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;This is the second time in a row that God has invoked a disaster shortly before lesbian Ellen Degeneres hosted the Emmy Awards. America is waiting for her to apologize for the death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought onto this great nation.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Well, if Robertson is right, things don&#8217;t look good for America. A <a href="http://www.salon.com/wire/ap/archive.html?wire=D8CL35H83.html">recent study</a> indicates that more women are experimenting with bisexuality than a decade ago, paving the way for even more lesbian celebrities.</p>
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