Manliness

I’ve been keeping up with this blog about as well as I’ve been keeping up with approximating a healthy lifestyle, but I must share some news with anyone bored enough to read it:

  • Maddox has written a book, The Alphabet of Manliness, that comes out June 6. I could be wrong, but this could one day be viewed as a seminal work in the underdeveloped field of Men’s Studies. (Pun contemptuously intended.) You can pre-order on Amazon for only $9.57!

  • The Height of Manly Couture
  • Browsing related books on Amazon led me to Tucker Max, author of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. I read his story about The Austin Road Trip and was instantly impressed. There aren’t a lot of literate assholes out there, so we must cherish the window these gifted few provide us into their world.
  • I’m returning to Austin next weekend for a visit. I don’t think I’ll have time for a road trip up to Baby Dolls, but hopefully it will be a rewarding visit nonetheless.

PoopReport.com

While not generally one for fecal humor, when a Seattle friend sent me a link to this report from poopreport.com about The Quest For Austin’s Nastiest Toilet, I was struck with a wave of nostalgia (along with a slight undercurrent of nausea). I had unwillingly lived that tour over the years, plus some.

Though not entirely impressed by the breadth of the search for the “Nastiest Toilet in Austin”, their discovery of the dumpster full of toilets was a bona fide journalistic achievement.

Austin to Seattle

On Dec 1, my dad and I set out from Austin to drive to Seattle. It was a pretty uneventful drive out toward El Paso except for the wondrous lunch stop along the way: the KFC Buffet/Taco Bell in Fort Stockton. The $6 KFC buffet was so good that I didn’t even get any Taco Bell stuff. “So this is why people bother to live in Fort Stockton,” I said to myself. (There’s not a whole lot in Ft. Stockton…) I have a feeling Chuck and I would have eaten there almost everyday if it was in Austin.

Las Cruces Mission Inn

After Fort Stockton, we drove on to Las Cruces, NM, where we spent the night. I remembered staying there on the drive back from my Microsoft internship in 1998, and it was definitely the right place to stop this time. It’s small and cozy compared to El Paso, but has everything you might need, such as a Best Buy to pick up an iPod car charger from. (The $10 charger I got from Fry’s almost fried my iPod. The $25 DLO charger from Best Buy works great.) We stayed at the Best Western Mission Inn for $56 (w/ tax), which included wireless internet, a mini-fridge, a hot breakfast, and a free drink at the bar. They even gave us a downstairs room so we could back the car up to the door of the room to unload our stuff. I highly recommend it.

Arizona

The next day we drove on through Arizona. It was pretty, but except for Tucson and Phoenix (which we took an alternative route around to avoid traffic), there’s not much going on in AZ.

In-n-Out Burger (not on Radford)

Upon entering California, I became very excited. In-n-Out Burger is everywhere! (”Mark it 8, Dude!”) I didn’t bother to try to find the “In-n-Out Burger on Radford”, but we ate at the one off I-10 in Burbank. It was a pretty damn good burger, which is good, since there’s nothing else on the menu.

Though I had hoped to make it all the way to Sacramento that day, California is a damn long state, and it wasn’t going to happen. It was dark, rainy, and congested, so we stopped in Bakersfield, CA. We stayed at a place called the Vagabond Inn, also next to an In-n-Out Burger. It was a decent place, but nothing fancy. It had great DIY waffles for breakfast, but the “Imitation Maple-Flavored Syrup” scared me a little.

Oregon

We started the next day with around 500 miles of CA left to go. In fact, it was dark outside by the time we got to Oregon. I was fairly amazed by the height of the mountain passes, the low temperatures, and the snow in northern CA and southern OR. We’d go from around sea level to over 4000 feet and back within 30 minutes. There was a sign on one summit: Highest Point on I-10 - Elev. 4130. I watched the temperature go from the mid-40s down to 28°F as we reached it.

Though we theoretically could have reached Seattle that day, it would have been around 1am, so we decided to stop around 9pm. We originally planned to stay in Roseburg, OR, but couldn’t easily find the motel we were looking for, so we headed on to the next “town”, which happened to be Rice Hill, OR. It was so small, I can’t even find it now on Google Maps. It consisted of two truck stops, a mechanic shop, an adult shop, and a really nice Best Western.

The next day we arrived in Seattle after about 6 hours of driving. In total, the drive was 2590 miles. We picked up the key for the apartment, unloaded the car, and ate dinner. I wouldn’t normally eat at Pizza Hut, but it’s across the street from my apartment, and we’d had enough driving. Then I took my dad to the airport and came home to get some sleep before my first day at work…

Klan Rally To Support Gay Marriage Amendment

A TV news station site in Houston has a story about the KKK coming to Austin to rally for the Gay Marriage Amendment. (Apparently sites like the Austin American-Statesman don’t find it newsworthy…) My favorite part of the story is the protest of a Baptist Pastor they interviewed:

Rush said that a group that would come in that is characterized as hateful and bigoted is not welcome in this city. He said he doesn’t want the Klan as a partner on any cause.

Apparently the Baptists like to pursue hateful, bigoted causes on their own…

July 27, 2005

Agenda:

  • SIDE BAR’s one-year birthday party:

    Just a reminder to let you know that it’s been a year now and we want to celebrate! Tomorrow, Wednesday, July 27th starting at 8pm. There will be food, booze and awesome treats to be given away! $1 Drafts while supplies last!
    XOXO,
    the side bar

  • The Minderchucks @ Room 710 @ ~10pm

Austinist

It seems I am one of many Austinites who have recently discovered the Austinist. They have a rather amusing Guy’s Guide to Snaggin an Austin Hipster (and more recently, a Girl’s Guide). I’m not sure about the snaggin’ advice, but the Austin Hipster Girl profiles are dead on…

The Minderchucks

My Tuesday evening plans, from Richi:

Ahoy, hoy. I finally got off my donkey and put a band together. The Minderchucks will be playing at Headhunters on Tuesday, June 21st at 10:30 pm . We will be followed by my punk heroes, the Pink Swords. The Swords begin a West Coast tour the next day so this will be the last time to check them out for a while.

Please come by and see us play. It will be fun, or at the very least, LOUD!

Where: Headhunters, 720 Red River St. Austin, TX 78701
When: Tuesday, June 21, 10:30 pm
Who: The Minderchucks, The Pink Swords

P.S. We don’t show on Headhunter’s schedule but that’s a deception, we will be playing, I promise.

World Naked Bike Ride

Apparently it’s nearly time again for the World Naked Bike Ride on Saturday, June 11th. 50 cities around the world, including Austin, “will experience the naked joy of the world’s largest naked protest against oil dependency and car culture in the history of humanity”. 3pm, Mopac bridge, who’s with me?

Austin Almost Smoke-free

Apparently, 8 restaurants have smoking permits that are being grandfathered in after the smoking ban goes into effect September 1st. You’ll be able to smoke in Shoal Creek Saloon and 7 other establishments until August 31, 2012. It seems unnecessary for the city to waive their permit fees, though; they should be able to name their prices as far as smokers are concerned.

No 6th & Lamar PUD

Do you want to see new office towers built on the old Whole Foods site at 6th and Lamar in Austin? Join others opposed to the 6th and Lamar PUD that will dump nearly 10,000 new car trips every day onto nearby streets, including the already nightmarish intersection at 6th and Lamar. Sign the on-line petition.