Anyone who knows me is probably aware that Taco Bell Fire Sauce is my favorite fast food condiment packet. I thought I was pretty fanatical about the stuff until I searched the web…

First I discovered The Condiment Packet Museum, which in addition to almost any other condiment packet you could think of, features photos of the Taco Bell sauce packets with each of their different cheeky sayings. I’m guessing they only show the original series, as I think I noticed some new ones yesterday:

• Help! I can’t tell where I am. It’s dark and I can hear footsteps.
• The feeling is mutual.
• I’m glad you rescued me, Mild was getting on my nerves.

Then I discovered someone’s comparison of Taco Bell Hot Sauce vs. Fire Sauce. I must admit, even I hadn’t thought about it this much. I am anxious to test out the suggested 2:1 mixture of Fire to Hot, though.

Finally, I really need to try making my own from this recipe.