Archive for February, 2007

Frappe-moi, mon cheri, encore une fois!

Perusing the discount bin at The Warehouse yesterday, I came across this gem of a flick:

Slap Her … She’s French

“A French foreign exchange student, named Genevieve, comes to a small town in Texas to attend a local high school where she shacks up with the school’s popular head cheerleader, Starla, and her parents. But Starla soon learns that this French girl is not only smart, attractive, and naive, but quite conniving when Geneviere, with no social life of her own, beings to take over Starla’s, starting with stealing the affections her parents, her friends and Starla’s boyfriend. When Starla is forced to quit the cheerleading squad after getting some bad grads, Genevieve moves in to take her place. When Starla figures out that Genevieve deliberately set it up by giving her bad tutoring to fail all those classes, she begins an all-out personal war against Genevieve to take back her social life. But Genevieve is anticipating exactly that type of response from Starla and soon turns everyone, including Starla’s friends and family, against her by playing the poor victim and making it appear that Starla’s the aggressor.”

Why see this movie?

- Set in Texas (all hail the mighty State! so wonderful! so great!)
- A head cheerleader named “Starla” ?? !! ??
- We hate the French
- Post-flick meal will include freedom fries
- Jen Fox will use this film as an excuse to wear her beret

Das Boot

A secret beer recipe?
A Swedish bikini beer team?
Fight Club meets the Olympics?
Cloris Leachman?
ZOINKS!

Yeap! Get ready for Beerfest!

PS: Watch the credits!

Future 40’s Fare?

(hi this is pam, not stephen.)

Here’s my ongoing list of crap movies. Feel free to show any of these at your next 40’s hosting venture.

Grease 2
Ninja Bachelor Party (bill hicks)
Gymkata on DVD
Man’s Best Friend
Knight Riders (ed harris, motorcycles)
The Gruesome Twosome
Can’t Stop the Music (village people)
Poultrygeist
Legend of Billie Jean
How High
Meatballs
My Bodyguard
Men at Work
Black Sheep (coming to SXSW)
EVIL BONG
Edison Force (justin timberlake)
Basic Instict 2
Dead Heat (zombie cop)
Librarians/Strike Force
Firestorm
3 o’clock High
Clownhouse
Relic
Slumber Party 1
Meatballs
Over the Edge (matt dillon teen angst)
Angel Dusted (helen hunt afterschool special)
Last Goodbye (vampires)
Mannequin
Vampire’s Kiss
Sars Wars